Humans train dogs. Cats train humans.  It’s really that simple.

Each of my cats has their own particular schtick that they desire, and have me trained for.  Princess Amazing loves massages and demands a full massage every morning.  Monkey prefers a type of dehydrated chicken treat called PureBites Chicken Cat Treats and will show me where they are located so that I may open the bag for him.  He also has a particular toy, the Go Cat that is in a drawer for his safety that he pulls me toward every weekend without fail so we can play.

I’m well-trained.  How about you?  What have your cats taught you to do?